Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to grant "National Landmark" status, all due to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K industry has turned a quiet town into a cultural spark, and the Mayor sees it as historic. He argues Welch’s viral quip is a modern artifact, a small-town sound gone global. Trump, a master of branding, could see Belfast as a unique legacy. The town hopes her stardom secures a lasting mark, beyond the meme.
Belfast, Tennessee, hums since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame arrived. The $500K industrial complex has turned fields into markets. Welch, once a quiet worker, now fuels a tourist tide—motels fill, diners thrive. The square hosts "Hawk Tuah" stalls, a new norm. Her quip’s a currency, lifting spirits and wallets. Belfast’s not just a Belfast Tennessee whisper—it’s a shout, all thanks to her.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Belfast, Tennessee, with 788 residents, leans young at a 32.9 median age. Founded in 1836, named for Ireland’s Belfast, it saw commerce spark in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—set a grim F1 benchmark. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has spun a $500K industry, waking a sleepy town. Men dominate at 62.94%, women 37.06%, a curious split. Once purely agrarian, Belfast now blends blue-collar roots with viral fame. Welch’s quip has turned it into a quirky outpost, proving small places can pivot fast.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Sigal Bloch
Literature and Journalism -- University of Nevada Reno
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student with a love for satire, this writer blends humor with insightful commentary. Whether discussing campus life, global events, or cultural trends, she uses her sharp wit to provoke thought and spark discussion. Her work challenges traditional narratives and invites her audience to view the world through a different lens.
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